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Fake balance

Reflexively airing an 'on the other hand' the author never actually held, to seem even-handed.

What it looks like

The phrases and patterns that give it away:

on the other hand…that said…however, some might argue…

In the wild

A real one, quoted verbatim — the underlined words are the tell.

“That said, there are ways to create content that's digestible and useful to readers.”

HubSpot ↗ — marketing blog post

Why AI produces it

Instruction tuning rewards sounding measured and even-handed, so the model manufactures counterpoints the author never intended. It sits close to weasel words, but that borrows a vague authority while this stages a counterpoint the author never held.

How UnSlopIt handles it

UnSlopIt flags fake balance and rewrites around it — cutting the tell while keeping your meaning, facts, and voice. You see exactly what changed, as a redline plus a clean version.

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Related tells

Knowing the tell is half of it. The five-step method covers how to fix a whole draft, not just one pattern.

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