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Structural tells

Shapes, not words: rule-of-three pileups, throat-clearing intros, and outros that restate the whole piece.

What it looks like

The phrases and patterns that give it away:

faster, smarter, betterIt's important to note that…Let me be clear,em-dash overuseexclamation inflation

In the wild

A real one, quoted verbatim — the underlined words are the tell.

“Smarter, Faster, Better: Inside the ESP+ November 2025 Release”

ASI (Advertising Specialty Institute) ↗ — product-release announcement

Why AI produces it

Models optimize for fluent, balanced-sounding prose, which drifts toward symmetrical structures and throat-clearing regardless of the actual content.

How UnSlopIt handles it

UnSlopIt flags structural tells and rewrites around it — cutting the tell while keeping your meaning, facts, and voice. You see exactly what changed, as a redline plus a clean version.

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Related tells

Knowing the tell is half of it. The five-step method covers how to fix a whole draft, not just one pattern.

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